The Better Milan Club of Internazionale is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Suning Group with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.99 billion Interians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milan. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Internazionalean economy, worth 784 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,168 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, Suning Group claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Internazionale's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Internazionale is ranked 40,457^th in the world and 2,585^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,167.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.