The Incorporated States of Loniapandorica is a small, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 36 million Loniapandoricans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Loniapandorican economy, worth 1.16 trillion Doras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 32,285 Doras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government-sponsored autobiography 'A Leader For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Leader's supporters, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loniapandorica's national animal is the Narwal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loniapandorica is ranked 81,010^th in the world and 1,621^st in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.