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Cake is love, cake is life, and cake is not a lie.
Largest Insurance Industry: 3,606thMost Stationary: 10,533rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,277th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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IKINGCAKE

Population14.474 billion

LeaderiKINGCAKE

CurrencyCake
AnimalHabberdasher

The Dominion of IKINGCAKE is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by iKINGCAKE with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.474 billion Cakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,568 trillion Cakes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,376 Cakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,917 per year while the poor average 24,143, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Equality looks curiously unequal, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IKINGCAKE's national animal is the Habberdasher.

IKINGCAKE is ranked 10,533rd in the world and 2nd in Yarnia for Most Stationary, with 2,284.32286442132 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,606thMost Stationary: 10,533rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,277thLargest Retail Industry: 11,554thLargest Black Market: 11,884thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 16,894thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,484thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,136thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,957thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,725thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,323rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,597thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,157thLargest Populations: 27,923rdMost Influential: 29,189th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in IKINGCAKE, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in IKINGCAKE, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.
  • : Following new legislation in IKINGCAKE, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
  • : Following new legislation in IKINGCAKE, equality looks curiously unequal.
  • : Following new legislation in IKINGCAKE, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Following new legislation in IKINGCAKE, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in IKINGCAKE, private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button.
  • : IKINGCAKE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : IKINGCAKE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : IKINGCAKE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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