The Protectorate of I think I remember is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 966 million I think I rememberians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient I think I rememberian economy, worth 111 trillion marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,511 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 534,474 per year while the poor average 14,685, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.

New "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I think I remember's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I think I remember is ranked 46,873^rd in the world and 1^st in The Soppo Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 45.29 quips per hour.