The Grand Duchy of I only pick 5 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, fear of technology, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.936 billion I only pick 5ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The powerhouse I only pick 5ian economy, worth 379 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,425 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Walls don't have ears, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I only pick 5's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I only pick 5 is ranked 63,194^th in the world and 9^th in the scammers for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,617.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.