The United Socialist States of I Hate Zionists is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.221 billion I Hate Zionistsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong I Hate Zionistsian economy, worth 56.8 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,494 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,664 per year while the poor average 2,914, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. I Hate Zionists's national animal is the mountain gazelle, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

I Hate Zionists is ranked 299,459^th in the world and 1^st in AIPAC for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.