The Insane Dictatorswamp of I absolutely hate 67 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, fear of technology, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 689 million potatoes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrek's Swamp. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The strong dumb economy, worth 73.6 trillion keyboards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,870 keyboards, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, the government prevents violence by committing genocide, and 90% of active duty IAH6AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. I absolutely hate 67's national animal is the toast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I absolutely hate 67 is ranked 272,256^th in the world and 1^st in Whats 9 plus 10 for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.97 on the Bus Surprisal Index.