The Commonwealth of Hyperseptentrionalis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.699 billion Hyperseptentrionalisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperseptentrionalisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,487 trillion Holy Cows a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 554,567 Holy Cows, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,181,868 per year while the poor average 46,535, a ratio of 68.4 to 1.

Tabloids coo over Leader's expected child, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyperseptentrionalis's national animal is the God, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hyperseptentrionalis is ranked 290,508^th in the world and 3,695^th in the West Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.84 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.