The Socialist Republica of Hyima is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Khamenei with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.022 billion HYIMANESE are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanab. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HYIMANESE economy, worth 261 trillion Lans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,344 Lans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound, and the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyima's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Economism.

Hyima is ranked 238,859^th in the world and 5^th in Control andOrder for Safest, scoring 37.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.