The Black Hawks of Huzzcaw is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.927 billion Huzzcawians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Huzzcawian economy, worth 241 trillion brancheses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,037 brancheses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huzzcaw's national animal is the Black Hawk.

Huzzcaw is ranked 134,433^rd in the world and 1^st in Violet Irises for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,734.19 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.