The Holy Empire of Hussainiya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hussain Sultanzada with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.174 billion Hussainiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hussainşehir. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hussainiyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 182,179 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hussainiya's national animal is the Buraq, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Hussainiya is ranked 273,161^st in the world and 136^th in Lands End for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.31 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.