The Constitutional Monarchy of Humanlonia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sar Abashi-Humanduke II with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.004 billion Humanlonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Humanlon. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humanlonian economy, worth 301 trillion Humanlonian kakkarus a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 150,223 Humanlonian kakkarus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekends are spent tilting at windmills, that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humanlonia's national animal is the andrewsarchus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Transhumanlonism.

Humanlonia is ranked 110,167^th in the world and 24^th in Free Market Federation for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,006.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.