The Constitutional Monarchy of Humanlonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sar Abashi-Humanduke II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.8 billion Humanlonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Humanlon. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humanlonian economy, worth 253 trillion Humanlonian kakkarus a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 140,575 Humanlonian kakkarus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, sex changes are routinely performed at Humanlonia's hospitals, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humanlonia's national animal is the andrewsarchus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Transhumanlonism.

Humanlonia is ranked 9,321^st in the world and 6^th in Free Market Federation for Most Developed, scoring 91 on the Human Development Index.