The Empire of House Rillarri is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maximus Rillarri with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.935 billion Primitive Screwheads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashyyyk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient a Primitive Screwhead economy, worth a remarkable 3,390 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 179,076 Denarii, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. House Rillarri's national animal is the Wookiee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Esoteric Pulsar.

House Rillarri is ranked 12,905^th in the world and 246^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,556.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.