The Holy Pink Christmas of Holy Light is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.843 billion Slav to the Lights are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped a child of the Light economy, worth 150 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,872 Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Santa Claus's desk, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Holy Light's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tha Holy Church of Light.

Holy Light is ranked 102,081^st in the world and 325^th in Sertia for Safest, scoring 82.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.