The Kingdom of Hoan-Luy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aw Sangthoey with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.108 billion Hoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lerpeth. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion Phunams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 257,508 Phunams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime is totally unknown. Hoan-Luy's national animal is the Crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hoan-Luy is ranked 36,248^th in the world and 19^th in United Democratic Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,405.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.