The Colony of HFH is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.502 billion HFHians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The HFHian economy, worth 235 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,668 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HFH's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

HFH is ranked 221,702^nd in the world and 5^th in The Average Confederacy for Smartest Citizens, with 23.18 quips per hour.