The Republic of Henengrad is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Biggest Bird with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.444 billion Henengradians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henengrad. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Henengradian economy, worth 450 trillion Henens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,792 Henens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Henengrad's national animal is the Hen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peckish.

Henengrad is ranked 17,282^nd in the world and 2^nd in Lapikkania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.02 law-abiding acts per hour.