Population | 5.771 billion |
Capital | Hathe |
Leader | Uriel Rhor |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Imperial Mark |
Animal | Eagle |
The Federal Republic of Helveca is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Uriel Rhor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.771 billion Helvecans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hathe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.1%.
The powerhouse Helvecan economy, worth 489 trillion Imperial Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,881 Imperial Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
Movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, war criminals are given full state funerals, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helveca's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Helveca is ranked 216,598th in the world and 13th in The United Empires of Carson for Most Primitive, scoring -93.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Helveca's influence in The United Empires of Carson rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Helveca's influence in The United Empires of Carson rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Helveca's influence in The United Empires of Carson rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Helveca's influence in The United Empires of Carson rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Helveca, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
- : Following new legislation in Helveca, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
- : Following new legislation in Helveca, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Helveca, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.
- : Following new legislation in Helveca, disputed territories across The United Empires of Carson are being claimed by Helvecan college students.
- : Helveca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.