Population | 18.393 billion |
Capital | Athens |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | ☦☦☦ Greek Christian Orthodox ☦☦☦ |
Currency | DRACHMAS |
Animal | EAGLE |
The ☦ Greek Christian Orthodox ☦ of HELLAS-21 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.393 billion GREEKS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.0%.
The frighteningly efficient HELLAS economy, worth a remarkable 2,785 trillion DRACHMAS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,469 DRACHMAS, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, and convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HELLAS-21's national animal is the EAGLE, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ☦☦☦ Greek Christian Orthodox ☦☦☦.
HELLAS-21 is ranked 263,628th in the world and 4th in Earth Of Nations for Safest, scoring 14.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in HELLAS-21, convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics.
- : Following new legislation in HELLAS-21, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much.
- : Following new legislation in HELLAS-21, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in HELLAS-21, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
- : HELLAS-21 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, and Most Developed and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in HELLAS-21, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
- : Following new legislation in HELLAS-21, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : Following new legislation in HELLAS-21, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in HELLAS-21, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
- : Following new legislation in HELLAS-21, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.