The Cloudy Cliffs of Head Vicuna is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Packmaster Dogberry with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.418 billion Head Vicunans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vincuniad. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Head Vicunan economy, worth 590 trillion Bankets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,689 Bankets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, skateparks can be found in every city, movie references are legally admissible in court, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Head Vicuna's national animal is the Vicuna, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Head Vicuna is ranked 22,575^th in the world and 144^th in Forest for Highest Food Quality, scoring 108.84 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.