The Principality of Hamonistan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Prince John IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.318 billion Hamonistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boldaargarm Cata Tuwan. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamonistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,723 trillion julans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,635 julans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, and juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamonistan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cubism.

Hamonistan is ranked 320,571^st in the world and 80^th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.