The Syndicalist Federation of Zelenaya Dolina is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council of the Cantons with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.025 billion Dolinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artyopolis - Hokulani. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dolinian economy, worth 473 trillion Pacific Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,732 Pacific Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Zelenaya Dolina, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zelenaya Dolina's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Zelenaya Dolina is ranked 7,235^th in the world and 351^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 57.39 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.