The MegaMan Meme of Haelian ninjas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joey O'Bryant with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.813 billion Open-minded wiccan girlishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fayettevile Ar Kan Saw. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Haelian ninjasian economy, worth 179 trillion treasure chests a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 63,775 treasure chests, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", dining out often involves ferrets on the plate no matter what you order, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, and former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades. Crime is almost non-existent. Haelian ninjas's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taoism Mixed with Wicca.

Haelian ninjas is ranked 73,819^th in the world and 3^rd in Animal School for Safest, scoring 93.03 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.