The Portectorat of Guardian angle is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.605 billion Guardian angleans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong Guardian anglean economy, worth 283 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,467 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,768 per year while the poor average 8,868, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Guardian angle's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Guardian angle is ranked 95,358^th in the world and 4^th in Raylily for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 34.46 on the Bus Surprisal Index.