The Republic of GU 67th Fleet is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning bison population. The quiet, industrious population of 5.463 billion GU 67th Fleetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The GU 67th Fleetian economy, worth 220 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,181 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GU 67th Fleet's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

GU 67th Fleet is ranked 257,933^rd in the world and 981^st in Artificial Solar System for Smartest Citizens, with 21 quips per hour.