The Republic of GU 26th Division is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 5.459 billion GU 26th Divisionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The GU 26th Divisionian economy, worth 257 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,124 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime is moderate. GU 26th Division's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

GU 26th Division is ranked 145,859^th in the world and 781^st in Artificial Solar System for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 428.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.