The Dancing Couple of Grometheus the FearBringer is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.244 billion Grometheus the FearBringerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boiling Isles. The average income tax rate is 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Grometheus the FearBringerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,429 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grometheus the FearBringer's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

Grometheus the FearBringer is ranked 63,964^th in the world and 1^st in Temporary Home for Safest, scoring 98.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.