The Rogue Nation of Groin Punch is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 38.684 billion Groin Punchians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of International Aid, Public Transport, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The strong Groin Punchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 40,429 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Groin Punch's national animal is the spotted groin puncher.

Groin Punch is ranked 225,915^th in the world and 1^st in Blarney Castle for Safest, scoring 26.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.