The Allied States of Grimlock SG is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.256 billion Grimlock SGians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The Grimlock SGian economy, worth 188 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,199 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grimlock SG's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grimlock SG is ranked 241,119^th in the world and 9^th in Aichi for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.79 on the Bus Surprisal Index.