The Unified Republic of Greto is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Stephen Graham with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.149 billion Gretonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inspiron. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gretonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,938 trillion Gretonian Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 386,116 Gretonian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBG Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greto's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Greto is ranked 1,254^th in the world and 1^st in Council of Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 434.57 kickbacks per hour.