The Free Love Paradise of Grenartia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Someone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 36.148 billion Grenartians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vander. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grenartian economy, worth a remarkable 6,450 trillion grains of sand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 178,440 grains of sand, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Someone's name, sex changes are routinely performed at Grenartia's hospitals, chess players with pacemakers and cochlear implants are treated with suspicion, and resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenartia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever you want to believe.

Grenartia is ranked 7,158^th in the world and 4^th in The Transgender Region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,854.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.