The United Provinces of Grenaria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Chairbirdson with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.809 billion Grenarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grenaria City. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Grenarian economy, worth 119 trillion Grens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,260 Grens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, the most recent election was a close race between The Chairbirdson and The Chairbirdson, recognizing the Grenarian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenaria's national animal is the Flaming Kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Orthodox Birdism.

Grenaria is ranked 278,114^th in the world and 16,298^th in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 74.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.