The Fresh Pod of GreennPeas is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.123 billion GreennPeasians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient GreennPeasian economy, worth 147 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,668 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and the education system is famed for its taxing exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreennPeas's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GreennPeas is ranked 124,972^nd in the world and 4^th in The Carrot Patch for Most Primitive, scoring -37.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.