The Evening Dews and Damps of GreenAnarchy is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and prohibition of alcohol. The quiet, industrious population of 24.807 billion GreenAnarchyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong GreenAnarchyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,170 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreenAnarchy's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

GreenAnarchy is ranked 146,854^th in the world and 1^st in Green Anarchy for Safest, scoring 63.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.