Population | 17.515 billion |
Capital | Bujumbura |
Leader | Supreme Leader Mutumbu Nkuru |
Faith | Nkurism |
Currency | coffee grain |
Animal | mole |
The Dictatorship of Great Burundi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Mutumbu Nkuru with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.515 billion Great Burundians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bujumbura. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Great Burundian economy, worth a remarkable 9,086 trillion coffee grains a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 518,762 coffee grains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,375,992 per year while the poor average 31,659, a ratio of 106 to 1.
The industries of Great Burundi are coughing all the way to the bank, Great Burundi is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Great Burundi's national animal is the mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nkurism.
Great Burundi is ranked 1,397th in the world and 1st in Eurth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 158.18 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Great Burundi's influence in Eurth rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Great Burundi, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Great Burundi, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Great Burundi, Great Burundi is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in Great Burundi, the industries of Great Burundi are coughing all the way to the bank.
- : Following new legislation in Great Burundi, anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined.
- : Great Burundi relocated from Osiris to Eurth.
- : Great Burundi was refounded in Osiris.
- : Great Burundi ceased to exist in Eurth.
- : Following new legislation in Great Burundi, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.