Population | 5.765 billion |
Capital | New Eden |
Leader | Viktor Tukhachevsky |
Faith | Fourth Theory |
Currency | Larc |
Animal | Camo Green Snake |
The Imperium Territory of Great Auradon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Viktor Tukhachevsky with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.765 billion Auradonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Eden. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Auradonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Larcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,451 Larcs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the news is showing footage of Viktor Tukhachevsky bullying an old man to the point of tears, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Auradon's national animal is the Camo Green Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fourth Theory.
Great Auradon is ranked 280,751st in the world and 1,416th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.63 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Great Auradon, a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station.
- : Following new legislation in Great Auradon, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
- : Following new legislation in Great Auradon, the news is showing footage of Viktor Tukhachevsky bullying an old man to the point of tears.
- : Following new legislation in Great Auradon, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
- : Great Auradon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Poor Incomes, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Great Auradon, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in Great Auradon, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Great Auradon, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
- : Following new legislation in Great Auradon, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in Great Auradon, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer.