The Commonwealth of United Vica Scoldus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by weiduwake with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.306 billion United Vica Scoldusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of weiduwake city. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Vica Scoldusian economy, worth 738 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,497 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', billions are being spent on a new island airport, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Vica Scoldus's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Vica Scoldus is ranked 35,571^st in the world and 567^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,653.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.