The Galactic kingdom of Tassirion is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Triolan with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.64 billion Tassirionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moon. The average income tax rate is 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,216 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 256,557 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the Void Husky, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tassirion is ranked 46,243^rd in the world and 756^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,248.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.