The Kingdom of Isualia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Winston with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.862 billion Isualians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isonmouth. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Isualian economy, worth 312 trillion Isualian Rials a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,804 Isualian Rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, the arms industry is strictly regulated, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isualia's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Isualia is ranked 218,133^rd in the world and 3,739^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.