The Holy Yellow Order of Grand Exultia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jimmy Space with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.46 billion Grande Exultians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacon. The average income tax rate is 12.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Exultious economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion E-Denarriis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 196,425 E-Denarriis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grand Exultia's national animal is the Gyrinx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Allspark.

Grand Exultia is ranked 20,949^th in the world and 459^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.1 law-abiding acts per hour.