The Contested kingdom of Grand Exultia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jimmy Space with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.801 billion Grande Exultians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacon. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Exultious economy, worth a remarkable 1,539 trillion E-Denarriis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 226,317 E-Denarriis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grand Exultia's national animal is the Gyrinx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Allspark.

Grand Exultia is ranked 15,713^th in the world and 231^st in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 57.56 flags saluted per person per day.