The People's Republic of Freyjavania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Freyja with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, lack of airports, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.977 billion Freyjavanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elstown. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Freyjavanian economy, worth 286 trillion Freyjas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 96,241 Freyjas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, there's never enough space in space, and Lady Freyja wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freyjavania's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is non-existent.

Freyjavania is ranked 283,433^rd in the world and 4,910^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.