The Republic of Grailquest is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lancelot with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 23.848 billion Grailquestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grailquest City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Grailquestian economy, worth a remarkable 7,778 trillion Singapore dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is an amazing 326,156 Singapore dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,392,759 per year while the poor average 49,040, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.

The doctor has cold hands, it's said that a Grailquestian always pays his debts with significant compounding, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grailquest's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grailquest is ranked 4^th in the world and 1^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 500.66 law-abiding acts per hour.