The Principality of Gotasami is a huge, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 910 million Gotasamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vancropt. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The Gotasamian economy, worth 53.2 trillion Catels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,448 Catels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Gotasami's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gotasami's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gotasami is ranked 36,522^nd in the world and 2^nd in Scandorid Continent for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,299.88 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.