The Yo momma of Got-ya-good is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 8.027 billion Got-ya-goodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of these. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Got-ya-goodian economy, worth 204 trillion Intercourses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 25,501 Intercourses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, military spending is on the increase, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Got-ya-good's national animal is the gc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Got-ya-good is ranked 109,701^st in the world and 85^th in Thaecia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 10.05 kickbacks per hour.