The Golden State of Rainengrad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wiffen Niemeyer with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.817 billion Rainengradians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Franaberline. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rainengradian economy, worth a remarkable 6,262 trillion Lexells a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 372,386 Lexells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Wiffen Niemeyer's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the official Rainengradian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and Rainengradians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime is totally unknown. Rainengrad's national animal is the golden gator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunshowerism.

Rainengrad is ranked 6,249^th in the world and 251^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,785.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.