The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.604 billion Kamohoaliians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth a remarkable 2,359 trillion tritons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,353 tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 4,586^th in the world and 181^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,615.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.