The People's Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.745 billion Poles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 2,702 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,589 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, gossip magazines have pictures of President Qui-Gon Jinn sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, and Poles are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 3,106^th in the world and 125^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,106.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.