The Grotesquerie of Gojiro is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Yukio Komodo with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.093 billion Kaiju are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radioactive Island. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kaiju economy, worth 605 trillion evoloos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,797 evoloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gojiro's national animal is the Kaiju, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quadcameral Evolution.

Gojiro is ranked 225^th in the world and 2^nd in Wasteland for Most Primitive, scoring 473.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.