The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.526 billion 7 Treesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth 204 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,119 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, Michelle Butcher is famed for giving great back rubs, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 8,469^th in the world and 238^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.